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xmy hero xmindy kaling

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

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shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

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xi love kids
Andy Samberg covers Complex Magazine Oct/Nov 2014 issue [x]
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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

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xparks and recreation

I don’t want to screw up what I have with you. You’re too important to me.

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xnew girl
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x30 rock xthis show is gold

clientsfromhell:

We are an app development company.

Client: I cannot get the app build to work - it keeps asking me for a pin code.

Me: Shouldn’t be. Can you send a screenshot?

Client sends a screenshot of his iPhone lock screen asking to input his password.

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Friends rewatch - 2x06 – TOW The Baby on the Bus

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